About Me


Robert Duffner

My name is Rob Duffner, I’m the Chief Ecommerce Architect for Swarming Technology. I’ve come a long way since my time of being a mechanic, then a salesperson, now developer a place I vowed never to be.

As many of us pass through life, we sometimes forget to live, live life everyday to the fullest and you can fall asleep each day with the knowledge you did everything you could to improve yourself.

“I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.”
Abraham Lincoln

I grew up in the smaller South Suburb of Chicago, Lansing IL.  I spent most of my childhood building gadgets only after taking most of them apart first. I spent hours of my early teenage years working on a 1977 Pontiac Transam, which later passed on to better places.  I’ve spent my life following in my father’s footsteps, learning and trying to grow each day as person.

My Father is the reason this site has come to be, I found this blog a shortly after his passing on March 3, 2014.  I definitely found this to be a good laugh and it couldn’t better represent aura that he left on this earth.  To this day, his one post on here will always put a smile on my face.

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

For the rest of my years, my father’s mark on my life will be with me. From Fleetwood Mac, and Mannheim Steamroller, to his dirty jokes, and random knowledge of nearly everything.

Thank you for taking the the time to check out this blog, hopefully you left learning something new, finding something funny, or praying that you can forget what you just saw!

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