Dennis Duffner's Posts

A woman in Arnold, Mo. was arrested for shoplifting when she was slow in figuring out that she was trying to get out an automatic enter door and quite loud in expressing her frustration. (From News of the Weird and KSDK, St. Louis)inFOLIO Research Group

A guy named Nathaniel Johnson was arrested in March in Tampa, Fl. on burglary charges when the police had evidence of his presence in a neighborhood that was having a rash of break-ins. The evidence? He was wearing an ankle monitor from a previous arrest! (From News of the Weird and WFTS, Tampa)

SHEESH!

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You know that the government passes laws, but when those laws go where the sun don’t shine, it gets seriously weird.  Thanks to Simcha and Alternet.

For instance:

In Bakersfield, Calif., if you’re going to have sex with Satan, you’ve gotta use a condom.

Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn’t go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don’t shine on any animal.

In Minnesota, it’s illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish Don’t worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK! (ed.  YUK!)

In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!

It’s illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. (Ed.-anyone been to downtown Mobile lately?)

In Washington state, it’s totally legal to eff an animal like an animal , as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs.

In Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. Guess they’re afraid that the horses’ morals would be corrupted.

In Utah, sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you’re doing it for cold, hard cash! Now THAT is kinky!

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