Duffy's Rant Netcast

You know that the government passes laws, but when those laws go where the sun don’t shine, it gets seriously weird.  Thanks to Simcha and Alternet.

For instance:

In Bakersfield, Calif., if you’re going to have sex with Satan, you’ve gotta use a condom.

Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn’t go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don’t shine on any animal.

In Minnesota, it’s illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish.  Don’t worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK! (ed.  YUK!)

In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid!

It’s illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. (Ed.-anyone been to downtown Mobile lately?)

In Washington state, it’s totally legal to eff an animal like an animal, as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs.

In Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.

In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. Guess they’re afraid that the horses’ morals would be corrupted.

In Utah, sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you’re doing it for cold, hard cash! Now THAT is kinky!

If you remember Johnny Carson and the general mayhem that happened when Dom DeLouise was on, here’s a clip from yesteryear.

Here’s a video of NFL stars showing some amazing skills.  They did this for the fantasy football league.  Enjoy!

Unbelievable!! Check This out Man – video powered by Metacafe

Check out this list of Internet videos that you may have heard of as compiled by Greg Rutter

99 Internet Videos

Good luck and I won’t be held responsible if some of these warp your mind.

Here’s an entry in a blog you probably don’t know about but he’s made a list of the 10 funniest(?) ads from Chicago TV.

remember it’s only one man’s opinion but it will bring back memories which may or may not scar you for life.

Chicago car ads

Okay, I know missing a flight is not a good thing but THIS is rediculous.

I couldn’t embed it but here’s the URL on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIHYJByuTk8

This morning, I got a trivia quiz that I think you folks would appreciate.

I love Arcamax.

Here’s the link!

No cheating! *grin*

I caught this today in the Chicago Tribune:

Say what? Jeremy Piven of HBO’s "Entourage," has quit the Broadway revival of "Speed-the-Plow," which also stars "Mad Men’s" Elisabeth Moss, due to a "high mercury count." A skeptical David Mamet, who wrote "Speed-the-Plow," was quoted in Variety as saying that he understands Piven "is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." Thanks to Verne Gay of Newsday for providing the laugh this morning.

I think someone’s on something other than coffee.

Guess where this is?

If you can’t guess, look here

You gotta see this to believe it but he’s been at it for a long time.  He’s come back out of retirement for the holidays.