Duffy's Rant Netcast

Okay, update on the Michael Jackson saga:

We now hear (and it has been verified) that those three kids of Michael’s are NOT his biological kids AND, to make this even stranger, it now turns out that Debbie Rowe is NOT their biological mother!

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

One report has it that the real biological father is Debbie Rowe’s DERMATOLOGIST!!!!!

How much more FUBAR can this get?  Hang on…wait till they let loose the supposed will.

You’ve heard of the Odd Couple?

Check this out.

Buddies

I can’t believe this.  Some poor guy was dead for WEEKS in a minivan that he borrowed from a friend and NOT ONE COP NOTICED THE BODY IN THE BACK????!!????

If I was the Commissioner, I’d be asking some really uncomfortable questions.  It took a freaking MARSHALL to notice the body in the back!!!!

JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhow, here’s the article I found on it: http://tinyurl.com/qtumd4

Than that of one who would, of his own volition, remove his appendage in protest when his family refused him permission to marry a girl of a lower class.

Read all about it here.

Makes me REAL uncomfortable.

A woman in Arnold, Mo. was arrested for shoplifting when she was slow in figuring out that she was trying to get out an automatic enter door and quite loud in expressing her frustration. (From News of the Weird and KSDK, St. Louis)

A guy named Nathaniel Johnson was arrested in March in Tampa, Fl. on burglary charges when the police had evidence of his presence in a neighborhood that was having a rash of break-ins.  The evidence?  He was wearing an ankle monitor from a previous arrest! (From News of the Weird and WFTS, Tampa)

SHEESH!

The Guinness Book of World Records has confirmed that a Dachshund in NY is the world’s oldest dog at 21.

Here’s the article from CBS:

http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/worlds.oldest.dog.2.1003298.html

Even the movie folks screw up at times.

And word now is that they had ANOTHER wreck today when the stunt driver had to serve to miss a cabbie (typical NY cabbie—don’t look) and got into another wreck.  Here is the link to the story and some video from CBS news on it:

http://cbs2chicago.com/video/?id=127395@wcbs.dayport.com

Dvorak came across this wacked video of a traffic accident.  It appears that the vehicle being tracked was a mule for illegal immigrants.

John counted *27* from the van.  Try your luck.

Check out this video from MSNBC concerning a man who may be the tallest man in the world at over 8 feet tall.

New contender for tallest man?

There’s  lake near Webster, MA that folks have been calling Lake Webster simply because the real name of the place is **45** letters long!  GAK!

The real name of the lake is:

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

What a mouthful!  Anyhow, apparently, the local paper and the Chamber of Commerce didn’t have anything better to do so they set out to see if the name’s spelled right.  Okaaaayyyyyyy.

Here’s what they came up with:

After researching historical spelling combinations, the Telegram & Gazette of Worcester said local Chamber of Commerce officials agreed that some signs were wrong. There was an "o" at letter 20 where a "u" should have been, and an "h" at letter 38 where an "n" should go.

No wonder the newspaper biz is having troubles.