Funny Stuff

And here’s how it goes down:
Me (to my son): “You will marry the girl I choose.”
My son: “No!”
Me: “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “OK.”http://dekor-okno.ru

— I Call Bill Gates —

Me to Bill Gates: “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates: “No.”
Me: “My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “OK.”

— I call the President of World Bank —

Me to President of World Bank: “Make my son your CEO.”
WB Pres: “No.”
Me: “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
WB Pres: “OK.”

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In Cahoots

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.Кукушки

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

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